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did 2 exorcisms
on my friend and former band mate three years ago. He told me he
had a demon in him and I didn't really believe it. He also
told me a
priest couldn't get it out of him. So I did the "smart thing" and
found Saint Michaels Prayer of Exorcism on Google and performed it on
him. During the first exorcism he was hissing and snarling like a
rabid dog, and he started laughing in double octaves. During the
second exorcism he got tossed six feet through the air (in front of
another witness). That's the short version of the story.
The long version is even more nuts. Now
I can "feel spirit energy".
Universe is whack. But I can explain a lot of things now.
process will begin. Be mildly good, Jesus energy is real (and a
lot of other energies are also real). The best thing you can do is talk
to "Jesus" as a friend. I actually think "Jesus" is the
archetypal energy of
"forgiveness" and "high love" and "understanding". This will take
lot of writing to achieve, but it'll happen this year, and it'll
make sense to most of you. I'm not a Christian
extremist. Whatever you envision as a higher power is valid for
you. However, I don't advise worshiping the devil under any
circumstance. Talk to Jesus (or Allah, Buddha, Krishna, The Great
Eagle, your Shaman
ancestors, etc.) But definitely talk to Jesus. You can level up
and start living in a way that seems supernatural. My long
goal is to start a school for exorcists. God bless and rock
and music surge through you.
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didn't have to talk
about anything... I
could just look back at him.... no
other communication was necessary."
This entire section is obsolete.
It has some useful tips, but it's not up to this websites
will fix this situation.
For a current workflow overview, see below:
I use FL Studio rewired
Ableton. I get FL
benefits like the piano roll, step sequencer, bit-bridging between
32 and 64 bit plugins, re-synths like Harmor and tools like Edison.
I also get Ableton's ability to
trigger scenes and clips, warp, record easily and use the groove pool.
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I'm simplifying the workflow of these software tools and
listing the most critical functions. 1% of you will really appreciate this
routing tricks. Trigger (and record) midi (or audio) from the
session view into the arrangement and create variations. Ableton
exports sound awful. It has a crappy "summing engine" (in my
opinion). Export midi files or audio "stems" and mix them in
Pro Tools or Harrison Mixbus. You can do a LOT with the intro
The best piano roll of any DAW. It has unique tools
for arpeggiation and midi editing. A very complex program; it has
a lot of hidden tricks. FL exports also sound bad, but not as bad
as Ableton. Once again, export midi files or stems and
mix them in PT or Mixbus. FL can be used as a VST inside of
any other DAW without rewire.
This is the fastest way to edit guitar solos or comp vocals.
It has ARA integration with Melodyne, so you can edit your solos
inside the studio one editor. Fantastic! You can also
quickly arrange sections of audio. You can adjust
volumes for an entire CD on the mastering page. S1 has
a solid summing engine (about 80% as good as PT).
Look for a crossgrade offer when you buy any of these other daws
and get Cubase for half price (around 330$). Cubase has the
"Chord track"; it'll force midi underneath of it to conform to any
chord. It also has the "Chord assistant".
This suggests chords to use in a progression. Cubase
gets upgraded almost every year.
Pro Tools: This ancient
dinosaur of a DAW sounds amazing, and that's why everybody mixes with
it. You can get Pro
tools first for free.
You'll be limited to 16 tracks. Pro tip: you need to
add a master track to every project, so do that first. Pro Tools
Mixbus:This program is cheap and sounds
It's 98% as good as PT. It's slightly grainier, but it's
good for rock and other applications like dance or grunge, etc.
PT's has a shimmer and clarity in the high end that is unique.
Mixbus has an old school console sound. Both programs
are valid. Mixbus is slightly buggy, but it works great and
is rapidly improving. Mixbus website.
program allows you to fix and edit audio. You can fix a guitar
solo after you record it. You can change the volume of a note, or
the starting point of a note or even the pitch quickly and easily.
There are several kinds of synthesis, this the "best"
software version of FM synthesis. It can make super gritty
tones. Skrillex loves this synth.
Other good synths, Klevgrand, Sylenth 1, Serum, Bazzille,
Korg collection, too many to list right now.
I'm going to list a lot more in this overview section, Today is
2-26-18, and I'll be getting on that very soon.
I'm good at fixing audio from bad
recording sessions. Too many tricks to list at the moment
but I can make anything sound better. Video
editing:I can teach you, or do it for you.
currently upgrading the interface and preamps, but 16 tracks are
available at the moment.
lessons: Very cheap, and you will get results
Please text me at
email Grimmjoshua@yahoo.com Thanks and have a super